Death
A Life
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4.8 • 25 Ratings
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- $12.99
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- $12.99
Publisher Description
The shocking new memoir from Death--this long-awaited autobiography finally reveals the inner story of one of the most troubling, and troubled, figures in history
At last, the mysterious, feared, and misunderstood being known only as “Death” talks frankly and unforgettably about his infinitely awful existence, chronicling his abusive childhood, his near-fatal addiction to Life, his excruciating time in rehab, and the ultimate triumph of his true nature. For the first time, Death reveals his affairs with the living, his maltreatment at the hands of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, the ungodly truth behind the infamous “Jesus Incident,” and the loneliness of being the End of All Things.
Intense, unpredictable, and instantly engaging, Death: A Life is not only a story of triumph against all odds, but also a tender, moving tale of unconditional love in a universe that, despite its profound flaws, gave Death the fiery determination to carve out a successful existence on his own terms.
PUBLISHERS WEEKLY
Pendle turns out a wicked satire of death in this faux autobiography. Death, the spawn of Sin and Satan, begins his story at the dawn of creation, before the beginning of God's newest project, Earth. With only a bit of "the Darkness from the deepest depths" as a keepsake, Death and family travel to the freshly minted Earth, where Death's father takes advantage of the gullible animals (prior to Satan's arrival, the T-Rex was a vegetarian). It isn't until Death accidentally kills a unicorn that he realizes his calling, and soon he recounts his role in some of the most celebrated deaths in history, including Cain's murder of Abel, Socrates' suicide and the resurrection of Jesus. However, Death's profession is demanding and solitary, and at the urging of his only human friend, he begins to dabble with Life to relieve stress. He forms a "physical dependency on Life," and after a 10-day period in 1582 when nothing dies, Death is forced into rehab and begins his painful recovery. Pendle's coruscating wit is a great match for the material, and he makes the most of it.
Customer Reviews
Clever and fun!
Tremendously enjoyed this book! Fun read!
One of the best books EVER!
Like the rest of us, Death has his struggles. This hysterically funny biography (as told to the great George Pendle) has something for everyone-history, humor, puppies, angels & demons (oh, Reginald-I hope it works out for you!) & even a love story. Also, there’s drawings with fantastic captions. We’re all going to formally meet Death one day-read this book so you’ll have something to talk about with him before he sweeps you into the Darkness. ALL the stars for Death: A Life. Note to the publisher: PLEASE consider releasing this book in a hardback edition-I, along with thousands of others, would snatch up every copy available. It IS that good.
My new favorite book
A different, funny, and interesting view of Christianity. I couldn't put the book down.