Seth MacFarlane's A Million Ways to Die in the West: A Novel (Unabridged) Seth MacFarlane's A Million Ways to Die in the West: A Novel (Unabridged)

Seth MacFarlane's A Million Ways to Die in the West: A Novel (Unabridged‪)‬

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Publisher Description

From the creator of Family Guy and director of Ted comes a hilarious first novel that reinvents the Western.
 
Mild-mannered sheep farmer Albert Stark is fed up with the harsh life of the American frontier, where it seems everything and anything can kill you: Duels at high noon. Barroom brawls. Poisonous snakes. Cholera-infected drinking water. Tumbleweed abrasion. Something called “toe-foot.” Even a trip to the outhouse. Yes, there are a million ways to die in the wild, wild West, and Albert plans to avoid them all. Some people think that makes him a coward. Albert calls it common sense. But when his girlfriend dumps him for the most insufferable guy in town, Albert decides to fight back—even though he can’t shoot, ride, or throw a punch. Fortunately, he teams up with a beautiful gunslinger who’s tough enough for the both of them. Unfortunately, she’s married to the biggest, meanest, most jealous badass on the frontier. Turns out Albert has just discovered a million and one ways to die in the West.

GENRE
Fiction
NARRATOR
JF
Jonathan Frakes
LANGUAGE
EN
English
LENGTH
05:02
hr min
RELEASED
2014
March 4
PUBLISHER
Random House Audio
SIZE
224.5
MB

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